Saturday, 13 February 2010

A new episode. With an environmental twist.




I'm sick of this shit.









I am terribly disgusted. Today's world is a world full of genetic manipulation, a world where you can't stuff anything (and I mean anything) in your mouth without it being somehow altered. Normally I wouldn't care, since I love KFC food, pizzas, soda drinks, but something has just came to my knowledge: as if it wouldn't be enough that these days we have all these preservatives (yes Romanians, laught it all out, ha ha ha [as a side note to this, I must explain to you other folks what's to laugh about the word "preservatives": it sounds exactly like the Romanian word "prezervativ" which means "condom", so "preservatives" = "condoms", yes, now you may all laugh it out, ha ha ha]), the major companies are inserting a new and very dangerous chemical named Dihydrogen Monoxide (we'll call it DHMO from now on). And all this with the gentle and caring help of the government.

You might not know what DHMO is (Hell, I didn't know what it is until four days ago), but I'm here to enlighten you, without any financial claims. It's all free. I admit I had spent the past four days thinking "should I break this so-called tradition of amusing posts that are only serious somewhere at a more profound level and insert this direct post that has nothing to do with the others?". It may come as a great surprise to you, hey, it was a great surprise for me too. But something has to be done.

What is DHMO? DHMO is a powerful chemical agent that's all around you these days, and this problem isn't something that exists only in Romania, U.S.A, U.K or Ireland. No, it's way bigger than that, and ironically the only countries that are not affected by DHMO are the third-world countries because of the simple fact that the corporations didn't extend their greed to those places, since they seem so worthless.
Let's start with something simple. Take a bottle of Cola, any Cola, if you don't have any, I'll wait for you to buy one. Now look at that bottle of Cola, do you see anywhere written DHMO or dihydrogen monoxide? Of course not, because these companies don't really want you to know that they have such things in their products because you'd fucking stop buying them!

A statistic that I got my hands on says that roughly 90% percent of the products on today's market shelves have at least some moderate traces of DHMO. How cool does that sound? Even in farms, they inject some of this chemical into all the fruits and vegetables. Remember those good, big and juicy tomatoes you ate five days ago? Well, they had DHMO in them. That's what makes them look so nice and fresh these days. Those cubic watermelons from Japan? Oh, lots of DHMO in them too, so they can hold on longer. I'm kind of sick of people injecting all sorts of stuff in my food, without even asking me before!
What about the animals? Fear not, my friends, for there are plenty of untested "qualities" of the DHMO that the "scientists" are sooooooo dying to try. There are technically billions of animals in this world right at this very moment that are being experimented on with DHMO.

Some bunnies.
Do you want the bunnies to die? 

Do you think your pets are safe? Ha, think again. Because the water they (and you drink) contains large quantities of the chemical agent we're currently talking about. The pollution is so widespread that DHMO has even been found in the Antarctic glaciers. Can you believe it? Even there?
It's also being used as a cooling agent in the nuclear power plants, after which it's being dumped in a nearby lake, river or pond.

Bathe in THAT!

Speaking of us, the people. None of us are safe, at all. How can we trust the XXIst Century governments when they so shamelessly experiment on us, on the cute bunnies and then put us down? This cannot go untolerated. I'm terribly sorry if you were expecting some other funny post, but I'm disgusted by all this. And if not us, who can do anything about it? Nobody. We must stand up for our rights, for our health and for our future, with no DHMO or other chemicals in our food, in our water, in our atmosphere.

What can you do? Sign this petition for the banning of DHMO, and we'll hopefully bring down these greedy governments that give our health and our children's in exchange for more money. Sign this petition, it won't take long, and maybe we'll someday have once more the pleasure of seeing healthy people on the face of the Earth and dolphins racing cows on the surface of the ocean.

Photo taken circa 1657 A.D.

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